X-Mas Is Here

At least the toys are.  Started unloading them this week.  Most are rather banal, but some make a stab at education:

That's pretty nice. Cool, educational.  We get a series of Smithsonian toys every year which cover a range of  educational subjects.  Better read the fine print:

Little Cletus mite be disappointed with his gift not having them Mars germs and all.

What an outrage.  I'm going to call my betters in Congress and have them do something about it.