A little background: Jordan asked Brad the Bread Man if he wanted to go out clubbing with her and friends Friday night. On the way out, he joked "It's Ok to fantasize about me." Bad for Brad, because Jordan went and told the absolute wrong person what he said. Brad is a great guy, but I have this leisure suit vision of him with a disco ball hanging from his van roof. I ran home with cellphone in hand and muse-school dropout buzzing in my ear.
Was going to use the gnome, but I couldn't figure out a way to spray water on him without making a mess.
Oh yeah, also made a sandwich with the bread afterwards.