I've had a major problem the last few days with something eating my tomatoes. At first, the suspect was insects or birds, but I was able to find a damaged fruit still leaking juice:
The edges were suspiciously sharp. When rotated ninety degrees the bite pattern became evident:
So what is it that takes one bite out of ripe tomatoes, is never seen and leaves no tracks on dusty ground? There can be only one conclusion: Satan. Satan is in my garden.
I felt diabolical eyes on my back. I slowly turned and snapped a photo:
Seriously, is there anything cats can't tear up?